Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Epitaph

I was baking chocolate chip cookies with my son last night. Well, actually there was a little baking going on and a lot of dough eating going on. So this dough eating got me thinking (which is always a little dangerous) and this is the conclusion I came to...

IF I should ever die of salmonella poisoning, and IF that poisoning was a result of eating raw eggs, and IF it was because the raw eggs were in unbaked cookie dough that I had been eating, then I want my headstone to simply say, "She Died Happy".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just busted out laughing at this one. You are too funny! And as your mom, I will follow your wishes for your headstone. I'll get two....one for you and one for me. Love ya!

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