Me (to 5 year old family member, wearing a Beatles shirt): Hey, what does your shirt say?
Him: It says The Beatles
Me: Who are the Beatles?
Me: Then what does your shirt mean?
Him: It means a whole bunch of Beetles.
Me: Oh. Well then, what's a Beatle?
Him (looking at me like I'm a complete idiot) A bug, duh.
Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and remembered to be especially grateful for the children in you come in contact with!